You might not get this if you aren't Toni, but because she specifically requested a poem about her thighs, I wrote one! Yes, I do occassionally take requests. By the way, I really don't like writing poetry that rhymes. But for Toni, I would do anything! I love her! So here it is!
In all my 22 years on earth
I’ve seen wonders of great worth
But nothing that has crossed my blue-green eyes
Was worth more than Toni’s thighs.
Surely, they will go down in history
What I did without them was a mystery
Any other thighs fill me with distaste,
Their glory will never be replaced.
To do them honor I wrote this ode
Even though I write no better than a toad
To let Toni know her thighs are best
And I am pretty much obsessed!