Thursday, July 26, 2007

Ode to Toni's Thighs

You might not get this if you aren't Toni, but because she specifically requested a poem about her thighs, I wrote one! Yes, I do occassionally take requests. By the way, I really don't like writing poetry that rhymes. But for Toni, I would do anything! I love her! So here it is!

In all my 22 years on earth
I’ve seen wonders of great worth
But nothing that has crossed my blue-green eyes
Was worth more than Toni’s thighs.

Surely, they will go down in history
What I did without them was a mystery
Any other thighs fill me with distaste,
Their glory will never be replaced.

To do them honor I wrote this ode
Even though I write no better than a toad
To let Toni know her thighs are best
And I am pretty much obsessed!

1 comment:

Toni Jones said...

Natalie that was absolutely stupendous! I love my poem!!! I'm so glad my thighs inspired you to write such a masterpiece. If i was half as talented at writting as you are, i would write one about YOUR thighs, too, but i suck at writting. LOVE YOU!!!